Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
shout out to hamsters who taste nothing like ham
HOW DO YOU KNOW
If I had one night alone with you...I would make you laugh and tell you stories and probably play games. Basically make you smile and laugh the entire night - Hana
Aw c: that’s so sweet
come spend a night with me xD
1. I love when people come to me
2. Be aggressive
3. Don’t be afraid; I’m nice
4. I like men; unsure how I feel about women still—probably a no on women
5. Jeez 5 things is more than it sounds… uh I’ll do top but preferably after you’ve topped me
6. I like coffee
I hope no one was looking to keep their ovaries, because holy shit.